I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
did i just pee glitter
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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