Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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