Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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