Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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