That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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