Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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