So drunk, too bad you don't want this
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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