i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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