I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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