all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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