I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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