So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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