It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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