This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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