porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Randomize
