Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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