it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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