You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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