Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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