i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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