Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I party with great urgency now.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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