We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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