yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Randomize
