And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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