Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
When did angry sex become our thing?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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