Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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