Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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