I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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