her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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