I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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