I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We just shotgunned beers for America
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
i believe in u and ur pee
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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