Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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