Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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