Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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