hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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