wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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