watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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