You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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