I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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