Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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