Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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