He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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