I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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