school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Randomize
