She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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