Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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