Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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