they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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