I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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