I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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