I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
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I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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