...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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