hell yes lets make some ravioli
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
even my farts smell like vagina
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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