Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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