Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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